Friday, February 20, 2009
Just?
LYSOL WIPES
Yesterday afternoon following my arrival home from Bible Study I was getting the kids dressed and ready to go to the park - it was sunny! As I sat on the floor of the kids' room, assisting William in the 'proper' way of getting dressed, I noticed a smudge on the bedroom door. It can't be what I think it is. After 3 weeks of coughs, watery eyes and runny noses the likelihood was high that this 'smudge' on the door was ridden with bacteria and cemented to the door - I have no idea how long it was there.
Katie walked over to the smudge, wrinkled up her face than relaxed and casually commented, 'oh... its just a sneeze.'
JUST A SNEEZE?! Have you got to be kidding me? I didn't think my kids KNEW how to pick their nose and wipe it on the walls! I immediately felt myself beginning to black out and struggling to come to. Everything around me began moving in slow motion and I could spot marks on walls as though I had a super power... boogers boogers everywhere! I HAD to get this house wiped down and FAST. My kids voices were getting slower and much lower as I rose to my feet and began searching for whatever antibacterial 'thing' I could find... LYSOL Wipes would do.
This morning I have swept, mopped, laundered, folded, stripped, and scrubbed in an effort to rid my home of grossness.
And I have LYSOL wiped any and all the boogers off my walls. Hopefully.
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3 comments:
That is TRULY GROSS! Thanks so much for sharing :) At least it wasn't the "other" gross bodily function, right?
can you come to my house next?
oh my... am the same way...it starts with one wipe and all the sudden i am on my hands and knees in the kitchen trying to get it all! good to know i am not alone!
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